There are more than just clothes on my birthday list. So lets get this list going.

5.) WebCam

I really want a webcam but the only thing is I don't want to go into the store to purchase. I feel as though I will look like a pedophile and Chris Hansen will be waiting for me at my apartment to explain myself.  I just want it to do video posts for you guys and skype that's all.

4.) A Food Processor

Cuisinart DLC-4CHB Food Processor, Mini Prep Plus

$59.99$49.99 by Cuisinart at Macy's

Since I started cooking I have desperately wanted a food processor. I like to think of myself as a gourmet chef in my head.

3.) A Juicer

I have wanted this juicer since forever. I don't know why I haven't gotten one. I need this juicer now.

2.) A Flatscreen TV

I am not gonna be one of those people that says I don't watch TV. I do and lots of it. So I want a decent TV because the one I have now sucks.

1.) A MacBook

In the words of Veruca Salt don't care how I want it now.

It's my birthday today as you all know from me drilling it into your heads. And these are the top things I want for my birthday. Lets get this countdown going. Also if anyone wants to get me anything off of this list feel free to do so =)

5.) These Pumps

Veronica Platform Pump

$149.00 at Bebe

I want these pumps so bad. As I looked through my closet I realized that I do know have one pair of black pumps. These pumps are the bees knees. I have fantasized about all the possible outfits and ways to wear the fabulous shoes.

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As many of you know I moved out of the nest at the beginning of this year. I've moved out before but I had to come back because I had the roommate from hell. This time I moved by myself in a tiny one bedroom with the determination not to go back. There are many things that you learn about yourself once you move out. So I bring to you the top five things I've learned by moving out.

5.) I am a Loner

I like to be alone. I entertain myself just wonderful I am my number one fan. Don't get me wrong I'm no cat lady it's nothing wrong with having company every now and then but I don't need people to be around me like I thought I did. I enjoy my own company and once you can truly appreciate yourself only then can you be comfortable with someone. I had to learn this the hard way.

4.) I am not a Slob

I used to keep my room in my mothers house horrible sloppy. But once you get your own spot an inner maid comes out and makes sure you're not living in chaos. I have designated clean up days where I can't be interrupted from my cleaning.

3.) I'm Way more traditional

I thought because I dressed so out there that  it would carry over into my interior decorating but alas it didn't. I love ultra traditional furniture. I guess it's my way of balancing myself because I love my clothes, men and food to be slightly out there. Many of my friends are very surprised by my traditional furniture taste. But I do love odd art and knick knacks to decorate around my traditional furniture.

2.) I am a Hellified Budgeter

Since I have been on my own I have budgeted my money down to the t. I am amazed at how good I am at it. I usually am the one  who will spend my whole check on something that I absolutely did not need. But now that I am on my own not so much.

1.) I am Down Right Sickening in the Kitchen

Before I left I could barely boil water. Then I got a cook book (don't judge) that broke down all the cooking basics. Now I can cook anything. I figured out cooking is not that hard and I became a regular Paula Deen minus the heart attack cooking. If you follow me on twitter you already know that I twitpic my meals all the time since I am so proud of finally being able to cook.

I am starting a new section called top 5. In honor of Billy Mays the first edition is things that I see on late night tv that I always say aww man I could of invented that. So here's my list.

5.)  Smooth Away

Even though this shit does not work think of all the money this thing made. My mama bought this and thought she was gonna get some smooth legs all she got was an achy arm and patchy legs. If I would have know all it would have taken was a piece of sandpaper and a pink back to make the hairy ladies open up their purses and give me their money then I would have done this a long long time ago.

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